ECAW’s blog is proud to present its new range of stylish T-shirt designs, all available at the special introductory price of zero pounds/euros/dollars.
All you have to do is find a printer who won’t report you to the Thought Police.
Printer’s link (minus the square brackets):
HEALTH WARNING: Due to state suppression of negative views regarding a certain religio-political ideology it may be hazardous to your livelihood or liberty to display these items openly in public. Therefore they are intended for use only behind closed doors among consenting adults, or to be worn under other clothing (but you’ll know it’s there).