Islamofools

My favourite Islamofool has produced a list of definitions of the term “Islamophobe”.

Well, two can play at that game.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks an “Islamophobe” is something other than a mythical creature used to deter proper scrutiny of a supremacist religious ideology.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who believes that the word “Islam” means “Peace”.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who cannot see the moral difference between a religion founded by a man who was crucified and one founded by a man who ordered crucifixions.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks Islam is no threat because they know some very nice Muslims.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who respects a religion whose god thinks the world is flat.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks the Westboro Baptist Church is as dangerous as ISIS.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks the almost certainly fake Covenants of Mohammed with Christians should be accorded equal weight to the Koran, Sira and Hadiths.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks that “The actions of ISIS have absolutely no basis in anything written in the Koran” (Theresa May).

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks “Taharrush” is Arabic for “Getting to know you”.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who repeats after each atrocity carried out to the cry of “Allahu Akbar” that “It has nothing to do with Islam” (David Cameron).

Islamofool (noun) – a person who can’t distinguish between Islam and Muslims (or slips from one to the other to suit their argument without even realising).

Islamofool (noun) – a person who believes leaving Islam will be as simple as joining it.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks there is a sect called “Moderate Islam”.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks the hijab is a fashion statement.

Islamofool (verb) – to persuade the dupe that there is no compulsion in religion.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks that a religion declared perfect by its god 1400 years ago can be reformed.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks the Muslim Brotherhood is the face of moderate Islamism.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks the mass importation of Europe’s historic enemy will lead to anything other than eventual civil war or subjugation.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks Mayor of London Sadiq Khan’s new Thought Police will target any but anti-Muslim hate speech.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who believes Islam wasn’t spread by the sword.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks exposing the hatred of Allah toward non-Muslims is hateful (see (35:39, 40:10, 60:4).

Islamofool (noun) – a person who takes the “Anyone who kills a soul…” quote at face value (see 5:32 and 33)

Islamofool (noun) – a person who thinks that Sharia claims authority only over Muslims.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who believes that CAIR is a human rights organisation.

Islamofool (noun) – a person who says “Authentic Islam and the proper reading of the Koran are opposed to every form of violence.” (Pope Francis).

Have I missed any out?

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